Catchy phrases for dating sites
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2009 : " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"Why do brides always wear white...
I'm just going to ask them where they are headed so we can meet up later" -Mitch Headburg When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and let the rest of the world wonder how the hell you just did one I live my life by I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again,it was probably well worth it. ^^^ probably, because while he's in the forest his girlfriend is texting him for hours, and since there's no reception in the forest, he cannot answer her, so she gets angry because she thinks he is ignoring her...i guess men can't win either way!
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Sex is like snow: You don't know how many inches you'll get or how long it's going to last.
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windscreen. No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery. Light a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
Good judgement comes from bad experience,and most of that comes from bad judgement.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rateat which one can die. If you see him withoutan erection, make him a sandwich.If all the world's a stage, I must be the comic relief. I have some---Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. If not, at least they got out of the house and tried something different. There are so many singles sites springing up that every time I have a good idea it seems to be already taken by another site. PLUS the theme/colour scheme I used for my site is all chocolate browns, coffees/cappucinos, creams, and pinks.PS- I thought about something like "Get off the couch! I have little martini glasses and shakers and pink writing that says "chocolate martini lounge" for my wallpaper background in the main portal, and coffee cups in black on brown in the forums.